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A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
by BigWhomas September 29, 2018
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi
Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020
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Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.
Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*
by Yobbbh August 23, 2018
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Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.
In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.
by Jak_22 January 03, 2018
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“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”
by Panda Halo June 10, 2018
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A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.
Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”
by Jessi Duke June 13, 2018
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