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An expression that denotes certainy in a way deliverable only by Mr Big.
"Will you marry me?"
"Absofuckin'lutely!"
by Charlotte June 08, 2004
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A word from two ROOTS with "fucking" for emphasis: (1) Absinth (2) Absolute Vodka.

Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.
Q: Hey... it's been a rough year -- time for libations yet? A: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!
by RedRobish February 22, 2021
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Riley, you swore to me, you absofuckinglutely swore to me you weren't going to diddle around with the expense account this time!
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by Joannis December 20, 2020
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to use in those moments when some people just lack the common sense to know what your reply will be to something they said
justin: why do people make such a big deal out of things?
maiya: i don't know bro but its absofuckinglutely wack
by okaybuddy420 May 12, 2020
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