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When you're so plastered that the word absofuckinglutely simply won't come out coherently, so absofuck serves as a sufficient replacement.
(Person A): Yo man are you sure you're straight to go to class? You can barely stand.

(Person B): Oh, dude absofuck. I'm about to make this test my bitch.
by Impeccable Lyricist September 27, 2010
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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