The exhibition of cool vibes in the face of adversity or accomplishments. Short for absolute. Similar to it's use in mathematics.
1. "How you doing bro, I know you lost your job?
"Abso. Imma make it."
2. TDE
by thegreymile October 29, 2017
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synonym for absolutely.
meaning positively or definitely; without doubt.

most likely used either by a homosexual, or one trying to infer homosexuality.
1: Can you please grab that enormous, thick, wet, vibrating dildo for me?

2: Abso-fruitly!
by Powerclap January 01, 2010
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Agreed 137.25%. When normal agreement just won't do. The most agreeingist you can be.
John, would you like to film me and my sister together?

"Abso-durka-lutely!!!"
by jihad of sheep February 09, 2007
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A word to use when something is so awesome your brain starts to scramble random words together.
That video of Regina Spektor singing Fun Wearing Underwear is ABSO-FUCKIN-AWESOME!!!
by Keenemasterofswords October 29, 2010
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