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The boyfriend that never comes around, due to being putting other things first like work, sports, and family.
I feel bad for emily, she has an Absent Boyfriend.
by bungalitis October 23, 2020
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a person who is overly attached to you as if you were a boyfriend who didn't care about them
"she acts so annoying like I'm an absent boyfriend"
by myoUGH July 06, 2020
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