Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

Dude, I'm so glad my friend gave me an abrotion last night. I almost wore a double popped collar.

Chet reeked of Axe body spray, so Jay ran ahead and performed an abrotion.

Oh shit, did I just do that? I'm totally getting an abrotion right now.

Dude I asked eric to go to the bar with us but his woman wouldn't let him go. I think he's gotten an abrotion."