by Samc4 January 01, 2018
A really quiet guy with a dark sense of humor, at first he’s rude but once you get to know him he might open up to you if he likes you. Loves sex, always stuck in a toxic relationship, knows how to treat a girl even with his mean sense of humor. Handsome guy with long hair and fun to hang out with, someone who might calls you once a month, but won’t your life for good. Protector like a big brother you have sex with.
by Xxxtombadmirer5Xx July 02, 2020
Thanks to MTV giving her fame on Teen Mom, this slut is hungry for attention and tries to get a fame-worthy career but is obviously failing. She has a sex tape and claims the guy in it is her boyfriend but that's a total lie because he's a famous porn star and he already debunked the myth. But she'll never give up –she'll always have a trashy pointless way of getting attention. She made a music video bashing her haters in a grossly autotuned song. Other singers do that too but you should know there's a problem when that's the FIRST music video she has.
Person I: Look at Farrah Abraham trying to get attention.
Person II: Oh no, what now?
Person I: I'm talking about the crappy music video. She has no talent but she's getting all these views…
Person II: Meh, no matter how many views she gets, it'll never compare to the number of sex partners she's had.
Person II: Oh no, what now?
Person I: I'm talking about the crappy music video. She has no talent but she's getting all these views…
Person II: Meh, no matter how many views she gets, it'll never compare to the number of sex partners she's had.
by pigeonVSstatue August 15, 2015
A rare sub-species of ginger previously believed to be extinct. Complete badass which often is seen with an M16 rifle. Particularly enjoys killing zombies
by davidm998 May 25, 2016
Completed when you have slept with a member of each of the Abrahamic Religions: a Muslim, Jew, and Christian.
Braxton: Yo bro, so I was titty fucking this girl last night and she was all like "Braxton? What are you doing?" but it doesn't matter because I just completed Abraham's Trifecta.
Paul: No big deal, I did that, like, years ago...
Paul: No big deal, I did that, like, years ago...
by elliot77 October 14, 2015
You know who he is. He is one of the most lovable people you'll meet in your life. Caring, compassionate and most of all has a heart of iron. He is the biggest flirt ever, he has ripped abs and big biceps. He also slays his enemies with his big 30 inch horse cock!
by cocksucker (I like toast) May 06, 2019