An Abraham Lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. The recipient is then shown a mirror. Their reflection appears to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Man: Have you ever seen the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?
Woman: No. What do you mean?
(splat)
Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!
Woman: No. What do you mean?
(splat)
Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!
by KrazeeEyezKilla February 03, 2010
a shitty school was just abraham guest then abrahamguest academy now DEAN TRUST WIGAN it is apsalutly shit known for fights and behavior
by Ding dong 123 January 05, 2018
no longer aga, is now dtw. best school in the wigan area, recommended by parents and students alike and the man tarun kapur myself.
by TarunKapur August 09, 2018
Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.
After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:
"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."
For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.
After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:
"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."
For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.
Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.
by Kleeck July 08, 2011
A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.
Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)
Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.
Notable alumni -
Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins
Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing
Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV
Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers
Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors
Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)
Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.
Notable alumni -
Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins
Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing
Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV
Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers
Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors
Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?
Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?
Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?
Student 2: No shit sherlock.
Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?
Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?
Student 2: No shit sherlock.
by Switch' December 31, 2011
by notarealperson111 December 08, 2020
Abraham's 3-Headed Snake: Islam, Judaism, and Christianity. It's the three poisonous religions that came from the roots of Abraham that is as nasty, venomous, and vicious as a snake, causing more wars, more deaths, and more false promises and all the religions combined.
Each of the three headed snake wants to portray itself as something like a peaceful and kind rabbit, unlike the other two. However, truth is, it's equally the same crap as the other two. Beware of it, it's very dangerous!
Each of the three headed snake wants to portray itself as something like a peaceful and kind rabbit, unlike the other two. However, truth is, it's equally the same crap as the other two. Beware of it, it's very dangerous!
Jew: No, my religion is the right religion, because Moses, who looks like Charlton Heston, said so.
Christian: No, my religion is the right religion, because Jesus Chris, who looks like a hippie, said so.
Muslim: No, my religion is the right religion, because Mohammed, who's too ugly to be shown, said so.
Me: There goes the Abraham's 3-headed snake again, trying to swallow the rest of us whole!
Christian: No, my religion is the right religion, because Jesus Chris, who looks like a hippie, said so.
Muslim: No, my religion is the right religion, because Mohammed, who's too ugly to be shown, said so.
Me: There goes the Abraham's 3-headed snake again, trying to swallow the rest of us whole!
by mandygirl78 April 19, 2013