When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

Squatting and taking a shit, aborting a turd AKA Ass Abortion.

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)

Don't kill them when they are young & cute, take them out when they are teenagers & they deserve it.

Another word for vaginal sex. Used to suggest that instead of yanking something out of your vagina, you are more than happy to invite it in for tea.

Where it is medically necessary to kill the mother in order to give birth and save the baby.