Creepy guy: Oh so you study Botany? I'm a kind of a genius in the subject. Especially, animal reproduction. If you catch my drift *smirks and winks*
Girl: Can you try not to harass me, and stop being such an Abhishek Mishra?

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"