One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Somebody who pays a lot of money for clothes that are worn, ripped, have holes, and paint splatter on them. I have clothes like this too, but I don't need to pay for jeans that make it look like I have a physically demanding job, I earned my marks.

I also enjoy the new anorexic...er...athletic fit that they now have. Nothing says style and fashion, like 'Hey look at me, I stick my finger down my throat, so I don't get over 70 pounds.

Anyone who purchases a pair of pre-ripped jeans has a serious social problem. Anyone who refuses to cut through the clothing section in wal-mart to reach the food aisles in fear of being spotted and wrongly accused of shopping for clothes at wal-mart (anyone who regularly wears abercrombie shit rags) has a very serious social disorder. Get in school, learn to play an instrument, pick up a sport... do anything besides waste your time trying to fit in with the other assholes. NO, not everyone who wears abercrombie is a peice of shit... just about 90% of them.

There are two reasons to not shop at abercrombie:

1. You look like all the other frat assholes.
2. It's retarded to spend money on that shit that isnt worth it.

A person that only wears Abercrombie, is annoying and is a slut

A person who buys their clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch. As opposed to someone who buys their clothes at Gap, Hot Topic, Old Navy, Sears, or the Salvation Army. Apparently, the simple fact of where they shop determines their intelligence level. Who knew?

Stupid suburban dudes, who are overly good looking, overly dumb, and date fuck heads. Great to look at, but damn at least i know what the capital of France is.