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Abeni is a wonderful girl. A Abeni loves a cartoonish figure called Pusheen. Its a cat. A Abeni can be a great person to sit next to at school. Abeni is so cool and pretty. A Abeni usually has great dark brown hair. When she is nervous she will twirl her hair like our math teacher. She is the best at roasting people. If someone insults her, they would want to watch out, because they are going to be burned so bad. She is very sarcastic. You just have to love an Abeni.
Watch out for Abeni, or you will be burned.
by Pusheen lover January 25, 2019
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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this hoe is the best and worst person you will ever meet. she will simultaneously bully you and become your best friend with her rudeness and charm. You will look up to her but only because she is freakishly tall and makes fun of your height
Abeni is such a bitch but you gotta love her
by FLLFL November 14, 2017
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