The son of a Greek God, namely one who mastered mortal war and relentless killing, and has the largest penis in the entire history of anything, even Chuck Norris; getting more sex than you could ever imagine.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.