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Abel is a witty, and funny guy. Taking to him will make you smile any day, even without effort. Even with the brains, his massive cock will blow you out of the water every time. Usually will recommend dope ass anime and will send you funny memes.
Abel is one of i kind, girls will kill for him.
by SmallNoot May 23, 2020
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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The coolest person on the world.He's the sweetest and he's funny.If you know a Abel keep them.Abel loves you,Everyone needs a Abel.Abel is cute and sweet.And he is able to keep a conversation going.Abel is like a king but,a kind one.
Abel is a King
by Unknown_Weirdo November 27, 2017
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one of THE sweetest people alive.

you won't find anyone as awkwardly cute and funny as him.
his jokes'll make you crack up even if you're on the verge of tears.
he loves you no matter what.
and so do you.
<3
i thought i was going to die, but i called Abel and felt so alive again.
by (: ha. May 15, 2010
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Abel doesn't need drugs to be creative... but takes them anyway for fun

#avant #garde
Abel has cool hair
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A kid that is super nice, has a giant dick, and will make everybody laugh. He is the kid that girls love, guys are friends with, and people wish their dick was that big.
Oh abel made me laugh so hard, then we made love.
by prettykindacoolguy October 12, 2011
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1.) A person who is willing to diligently handle a task.
2.) The second son of Adam and Eve. The son who offered a gift to God, and this gift was better than his brother's gift.
Levani: But who can handle this?
Abel: You know I can do it.
by Abel March 21, 2005
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