A sexual act where a man combines the Abe Lincoln and The Houdini. The male performs doggy style sex on a woman, and moments before sexual climax, he spits on the woman's back. Thinking all is well, the female turns around only to be bombarded with a tidal wave of spermage. The male, with the time previously had whilst woman was turning around, grabs a clump full of pubes and when the load reaches the woman's face, he throws the hair all over her as well. Thusly, the Abe-dini is born.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.