by Dread_head08 November 04, 2010
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Similar to and typically following it's predecessor the "Abe Lincoln;" this manuever is pulled off by adding the all-too popular "CLeveland Steamer" applied to the chin. Thus creating a makeshift adhesive "log" that any stragglers can stick to, creating a muddy beard.
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency
"My girlfriend didn't wax often onough. So, to teach her a lesson, I donkey-punched the bitch, shaved that shit, crapped and jacked off on her chin. Then, I shaved her snatch, spread her pubes on the cumlog. She had THE Abe Lincoln Log."
by 9100' High July 14, 2006
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A white male, probably Ginger in nature, who lust and yearns for the forbidden fruit of black woman.
by Billyocean81 October 11, 2016
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After getting a girl really wet from fingering her, you rip out her pubes and use her juices as a paste while attaching them to her chin.
by ween October 22, 2003
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by ticklethis275 July 06, 2011
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Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
by R. Keefe November 28, 2005
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Its when you lay a big fat guy on his back, shave his tummy hair, and glue it to his chin. then put out a rail of coke or meth, or heroine, (whatever you perfer, any powdery substance works, even baby powder) on his smooth tummy and gork it.
Darby hippos are known to have hairy stomachs...I laid that baby Darby on his back, and i havent slept since my abe lincoln coke run.
by Old man Dub November 02, 2009
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