When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
The last time a gang of transexuals Abe Lincolned Stump, he was picking various shades of pubes from his teeth for a week!
by Samurai-X October 07, 2003
When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.
by Barncat6969 December 17, 2016
When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.
by LouDAMan, TMAN August 23, 2008
by John Cocks February 12, 2007
when you jizz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their semen covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the "abe lincoln" effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.
That bitch sam gave me a hefty turkish hammer so i knocked the muppet out and proceeded to give him the abe lincoln look
by Shem Clarke October 01, 2006
When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.
by Doug December 01, 2004
First, you shave your girl's cooter(save the pube cache). Go to town on that nicely shaven mound and when you're about to blow, pull out and splatter it on her chin, then sprinkle her shaved pubes onto her face, like you're tar and feathering her.
I gave Anne the old Abe Lincoln last night. I broke my leg jumping off the balcony making my escape.
by Rusty Ford March 16, 2007