Ass, Boobs, and Skin. The three most important physical features of a female's body.
Ass=The joining of the legs at ones mid section creating a wide double cheeked rump for dudes to hover over.
Boobs=The female organs used to feed nursing infants and get a guy's atention.
Skin=The protective outer layer of the human body.

Short for abnormal, the opposite of normal.

After Beer Shit. The mighty beast that is produced the morning after a heavy night drinking. Usually offensive to all within a 5 mile radius.

Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving