When your giving it to a girl from behind, yell out "Son of a Fuck", then when she turns around to see what happened, u give here a Strawberry Shortcake.
Last night when i was geetn her from behind, i totally Abed her in the face.
by urfatbro91 March 21, 2011
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A Collection of cut-off pube hairs.
When a man shaves his pubes off and puts them in a pile. That is called an Abe.
by NoNotEric November 02, 2009
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ABS (Author's Boredom Syndrome): When a writer gets the compulsive yearning to jot something down--anything!--due to a pressing sheer boredom. Could be poetry, a story idea, brainstorming, etcetera. More than half of the time, however, the end result will be mediocre because it was forced in order to conquer boredom.
"Man, work was boring as hell. what a long ass today. if it wasn't for my ABS, I don't think I could've made it."

or

"So, babe, did you write anything today?"

"Yeah...six poems."

"Damn! You usually only do one, two at the most."

"I was bored out of my mind, so my ABS kicked in. Chances are, they all suck."
by Abaddon_Uziel February 06, 2012
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A Baby Eater. ABE -- abe.
That guy's a total Abe! He's gonna go to jail for that king-o-poo, yo.
by l, b December 19, 2006
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A.B.S. , originally came from an acronym for a very strong plastic. (acrylamitrideButabeneStyrene) Is what your mobile fone is probably made out of.
try saying that 3 times fast!
by TuBsy March 01, 2005
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A smell that contains the combination of ass, balls, and shit. It can be used to describe any kind of foul odor. It is commonly smelled after a long night of partying or inside a locker room.
Your entire room reeks of ABS!
by Marcharis-beloved creator June 28, 2011
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