Customer - "I'm looking to buy a bottle of your nougaretto"
Salesman - "Careful, that's an aphrodisiac" *winks*
Customer - "It's actually for my mum"
Salesman - "Well I'm sure she'll have a great time"
Customer - *goes red* "well this is awkward!"
Salesman - "i'll wrap it in some fishnet stockings for you"
Customer - "oh god"
Customer's girlfriend - *laughing* "this is so frikin ABE!"

Boyfriend and girlfriend painting a wall

Boyfriend - "it's funny how our painting styles reflect our personalities"
Girlfriend - "how so?"
Boyfriend - "well you like to make small and accurate strokes, you're a perfectionist"
Girlfriend - "ok, so what about you?"
Boyfriend - "I like to just lather it on thick, and wait for you to clean it up"
Girlfriend - "oh my, how ABE!" *puts palm to head like a damsel in distress*
*laughter*
*porno ensues....*

I was at work the other day giving a presentation, when ABS struck!

1-Did you know Kanye West's blood type was AB+?
2-Just like his personality.

I'm gonna give Abe massive ABE (a big erection) tonight.

When I was broke and needed money, I asked Shai for Abes. She just yelled at me.

That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager.

I didn't like that ABS last night; tonight, lets have CBS.

Guy:"Ho! look at me flex!"
Girl: "You so AB!"