A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Also known as “Thundercock”.

No words can be utilized to describe Aaron.

Big pimpin, Never slippin, Show stoppin, Panty droppin, Often imitated, Never duplicated

A very loyal, kind, handsome and trustworthy man. He is friends with everyone, but loves his one girl more than anything. He is so faithful to her, and does not even pay a lick of attention to other girls. To him, his girl is his world. He is sweet, and laid back. If you have an Aaron, dont let him go, because you will always be the happiest girl on the planet. He is the perfect man, and is your soulmate.

Aaron's are usually extremely powerful, with knowledge on every subject there is. He has telekinesis and mind control powers, with the ability to destroy your jokes at will. Very good at videogames and can defeat anyone he wants.