a confused Austrian man with a big chest and never dying love for every female as beautiful as Yael and Lucy Anderson; loves sparkles and long walks on the beach with his heels.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.