AAB, or Affirmative Action Berkeley, is a joke of a college infested with libtard SJWs. AAB's acceptance rate for minorities, gays, and attack helicopters is 100% while it is <0.01% for others.
I got rejected from AAB even though I had 5.1GPA and 2410 SAT!!! Affirmative action!!!

Noals Ekoj got into AAB with a 1.3 GPA because of Affirmative action!
by ZeDong Mao March 31, 2017
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Acidic Anal Burnout - condition where the rectum stings, usualy associated with loose stool and spicy/acidic foods.
I've got the worst case of AAB, no more Thai food for me.
by Acid butt September 11, 2006
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Someone who is very good hearted and caring but still has the hood vibes. He knows how to work it but he doesn’t take anything serious, which can be very frustrating.
I want to suck Aabed’s dick
Aabed robbed someone for 200 dollars
Aabed took me out to eat and made me very happy
by Princess_Kay July 12, 2019
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Periodic symbol AAB.
Atomic weight, don't ask! Also known to be, Less than average or perfect.

This element is known for its overwhelmingly high amount of protrons and ability to positively charge negative electronics. Any bond formed with AAB is covalent (the strongest) and know if broken will result in the destruction of the other atom.

Only one pure AAB atom is known to exist and bonded with the atom JJS on September 16th 2011. Together they form JJS♡AAB, a form of energy not to be taken lightly having the ability to effect all other elements that come in contact.
I'm so in love with AAB and can't imagine life without out her.
by JayJayS February 14, 2014
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Commonly known as the Ascot Ass&Balls. When you shove your balls up your asshole and then let them loose and slap a female in the face. Like a turkey slap. Also has trances of shit.
"Funniest thing last night, Kathy had a black eye cause I AAB her when she was on her knees".
by Leanin May 25, 2008
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A young smart man whom you can find high whenever sleepy.
An enemy kidnapper, great player, and wise lil boy.

Someone who if finds his way, will be really successful. And he will.
If a person is Aabed, he's great to play a prank on.
Aabed killed my enemy again.
I defeated a ghost with a help from Aabed.
by October 23, 2020
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