Aaaqil ( A-a-a-quil) is the living embodiment of a dumbass. (Synoyms: dumbassery) An "Aaaqil" is one of a kind, you will never find anyone with 3 vowels in row in their name. People with this name tend to be knowledgeable in the field of intercourse as well as being professional fappers. If you meet an "Aaaqil", beware, he may blow you dry

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

An Aaaqil is a weird and complicated person who is very creepy on the surface, but as you get to know him you realize he's actually pretty awesome. He's got hella bars and he is supportive of his friends. He also flirts alot. An Aaaqil is a good friend even though he had a bad temper and you can count on him to make you laugh. He can also be a kaddu at times.