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AYFS

Chat acronym for Are You Fu**ing Serious?

Bill: I saw your mom down by the pier last night.
Jim: AYFS?

by Flek Ricci January 19, 2007

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Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

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AYFS

Are You F**king Sorry

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?!" and "I'm f/cking sorry!" at the same time
>instead end up yelling "AYFS!?"
>goalie is choking back tears

by Gelegenheight March 23, 2016

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AYF

A Young Fucker.

John: Look at George! He's AYF.

by Yoh0h0 October 25, 2011

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Ayfs

Are you free of spies

X: ayfs?
Y: yeah no one’s here

by kristenbell May 26, 2019

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ayf

Ayf = All your Face, as in, All your face are belong to us, the battlecry of the alien facehggers from the alien films. a la all your base

Rob: I'm playing the AVP game
Will: Wow. What as?
Rob: Aliens
Will: Got facehuggers?
Rob: Yes.... why?
Will: So you can say: "AYF"
Rob: ?
Will: As in, "All your face"
Rob: ?
Will: as in, "All your face are belong to us"
Rob: :s

by Tartarus September 22, 2005

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