The act of deriving great pleasure from staring into a woman's face, for prolonged periods of time, while she fondels and strokes the microhone or objects around it, possibly whisphering gentle words in between, possibly making wet sounds with her own body.
I ASMRed myself to sleep.
Spent the whole week in bed, watching ASMR videos, feeling happier than ever.
Spent the whole week in bed, watching ASMR videos, feeling happier than ever.
by Aolministrator February 1, 2017
by SMRMSR September 10, 2018
Autonomous sensory meridian response is the official name of the craze that has taken over YouTube and pre-pubescent girls. ASMR includes creepy whispering, weird hand movements and boringly repetitive videos. The purpose of ASMR is to relax you, but in reality it makes you 1000000000000000000000000000x more anxious.
Guy 1: Man, ASMR sucks!
Brother: It's great, it makes me feel so releaxed!
Guy 1:
Brother:
Obama:
Ellen:
Tom Holland:
The Universe:
Guy 1: Can I disown you?
Brother: It's great, it makes me feel so releaxed!
Guy 1:
Brother:
Obama:
Ellen:
Tom Holland:
The Universe:
Guy 1: Can I disown you?
by its-all-geek-to-me September 18, 2018
Tim: I made an ASMR video yesterday and got 300 likes!!
John: Dude your just trying to use that bitchy camera your mum bought you yesterday aren't you
Tim: yes...
John: Dude your just trying to use that bitchy camera your mum bought you yesterday aren't you
Tim: yes...
by God... help us September 3, 2019
by ryuk is hot af🥵 September 12, 2021