Assistant Special Agent in Charge.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Acronym: A commonly used acronym for the phrase "Autistic Starving African Child" this is often used as a derogatory term for those little idiots who don't seem to know that they can walk down to Woolies for food or that their entire continent is surrounded by water. However, it can be generally used to refer to them in both a negative and positive fashion.

ASAC: as soon as convienent