Artem is the most cute and handsome man you will ever see.If you ever see an artem ask him to marry you on the spot because he is the most kind and unique man you will ever meet.his personality stick out in a crowd just like morning wood.

1. (noun) an artem a person who does not care about other people's feelings whatsoever and is solely engrossed in themselves.
2. (verb) artem when someone says something or does something that they know would hurt your feelings but do it anyway for a personal gain.
3. (adverb) artemely in a mean, suspicious tone, hidden poorly by a slight joking smile.

a mythical fairy located in the Ethiopian desert who met his fate when his dick got trampled on by a traveling camel.

A small russian dude that thinks he's cool but really is just plain cringy.

Artem is a common creature that you will find in the jungle of DISV. In common terms, one would simply call him a douche or a dickhead. He is easy to spot because he has a distinct bush growing on his head in which various animals have decided to live in. His clothes are simple for they are the same everyday. He is frustrated because he has trouble reproducing due to small genitals.

a ugly boy who you might not like but will he there, others say he has a PHD (pretty huge dick) but inside he knows it is not

A brat that throws tantrums in class about not sitting next to his friend and is in denial about his gayness.