A mix between the current outbreaks of Bird (Avian) Flu and Swine Flu, if you are unlucky enough to catch both, it is known (conveniently) as Armageddon Flu, because if you catch it (scientifically proven you CAN catch both at once) you will die. No chance about it. Death is guaranteed.
Catch Armageddon flu and find out.
Beware. You won't live long, but hey, if you live long enough, you could be a scientific guinea pig and earn a lot of cash for your family.
Beware. You won't live long, but hey, if you live long enough, you could be a scientific guinea pig and earn a lot of cash for your family.
by Doctor Know-It-All May 13, 2009
An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series
by Seagulls Of Satan August 04, 2008
When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.
Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon
by the slut formerly known as your mother October 05, 2004
1) Someone who thinks they have nothing to lose, so they decide to ruin everything for everyone else
2) Someone who will sink the ship to kill the captian.
2) Someone who will sink the ship to kill the captian.
Dude 1: Hey man, what've you been up to?
Dude 2: Not much, just buying all of the Gamestop stock I can in order to financially ruin the billionaires who left me poor and destitute, and crash the stock market as an added bonus.
Dude 1: Wow, sounds like you've got one hell of an Armageddon Complex.
Dude 2: Not much, just buying all of the Gamestop stock I can in order to financially ruin the billionaires who left me poor and destitute, and crash the stock market as an added bonus.
Dude 1: Wow, sounds like you've got one hell of an Armageddon Complex.
by AFknDegenerate January 29, 2021
A being of status equal to lucifer himself that causes misery to those around him... This being tends to pick on the weak and those who wave around their strength and creates a situation that makes a failure of them.
by Devil Syndicate July 07, 2020
Jim: "Oh my god the sky turned orange and there was no lightning but I heard constant loud thunder"
Joe : "Man it must've been armageddoning "
Joe : "Man it must've been armageddoning "
by ol'jimmy September 03, 2014
When four people live, eat sleep and shit in the comfort of 16-seat minibus in excess of two nights accompanied by our good friend MICKEY FINN!
"Man...its a slum-armageddon in here
"
"MICKEY FINN"
"Come on, lets just slum it for one more night"
"
"MICKEY FINN"
"Come on, lets just slum it for one more night"
by Mickey Finn Nigger July 10, 2008