person one: Tina and Joe broke up again.

person two: APU
by banananaanananana May 31, 2010
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APU stands for Auxiliary Power Unit.
An APU can be found in commercial airline aircraft to start a bleed valve and start the engine.
Turn on the APU bleed air valve!
by idksomepilot February 26, 2021
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Accelerated Processing Unit.

APU for short. Combines up to four CPU cores with DirectX 11 capable graphics, and up to 400 Radeon cores. Also has dedicated HD video processing on a single chip. Removes the need for a graphics card.

Pretty much the most ballin' piece of electronic your computer can have.
Guy: My PC sucks...

IT guy: Yea, cause you don't have an APU.

Guy: Can I get one?

IT guy: Yea, but we'll have to switch your motherboard because it's not formatted for APU's.
by blukittygeek January 01, 2012
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1 - One of the most popular and loved Characters from the Animated sitcom the simpsons runs the Kwik-E-Mart with his Brother Sanjay. Was a member of the barbershop quartet the bee sharps. He is currently married to Manjula and a proud father of Octuplets. Apu is voiced by hank azaria

2 - The Finnish word for "Help"
"Thank you pleae come again"
"he slept he stole, he was rude to the customers, still there goes the best damned employee a kwik e mart could get".

"apu, apu my car has broken down near Helsinki, apu please im late for work"
by Brother Number One June 06, 2005
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When having sex with an Indian (or possibly Pakistani) woman...immediately after they reach orgasm.

The subject pulls away and states in their best Indian accent (ideally Apu from the Simpsons):

"Thank you, cum again"

Just for reference you had better have really enjoyed the fuckening, because there's basically zero chance you're ever getting to tap that ever again.
My girlfriend dumped my ass last week. She got really pissed when I gave her The Apu. Totally worth it tho'.
by Prof. Ass Master February 21, 2019
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