casey: hey do you know what aoc means??
jacob: uhh no?
casey: well it means amped on coffee bra, duhh!! everyone who is anyone knows that.
jacob: sorry man maybe i should go out to california so i can be hip and cool.
casey: (smells own fart)
jacob: uhh no?
casey: well it means amped on coffee bra, duhh!! everyone who is anyone knows that.
jacob: sorry man maybe i should go out to california so i can be hip and cool.
casey: (smells own fart)
by the new mexican July 26, 2010
by Gr1zz August 7, 2007
AOC Is A Fucking Idiot
by HoneyBadger09 August 17, 2022
AOC, or Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, is an Applebee's bartender who was promoted to Congress after being selected via the Democrat's 'Loser Lottery' initiative.
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Abuela: Dios mio, my roof, eet seenk, water, eet pour. Plees AOC, lend me the $500.
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
by TheSaltergeist June 5, 2021
Stands for Absolutely Obtuse Con-artist. Someone who's only able to convince slow-minded and ignorant people who share her cognitive dissonance due to the fact that their lies and manipulations of reality are easily brought down by either:
-A bit of research.
-A healthy and functioning human brain.
-A bit of research.
-A healthy and functioning human brain.
Person 1: you're such an AOC!
Person 2: what do I have in common with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
You're a dumb, ignorant liar and you're fooling no one but yourself and other idiots like you.
Person 2: what do I have in common with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
You're a dumb, ignorant liar and you're fooling no one but yourself and other idiots like you.
by GoodGodAlmighty February 27, 2019
by Professor Don February 4, 2021