The ANC is a terrorist organisation that finally came to power in 1994 following a brutal bombing campaign which killed an estimated 20,000 people (mostly civillians and black political opponents). It is now a troubled ruling political party, which has overseen an unprecedented decline in South Africa's ranking on the UN Human Development Index from a figure approaching European norms down to a level more commonly associated with other sub-Saharan nations.
by dudeinwales February 23, 2007
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
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The ruling political party of South Africa.
Founded on principles of equality and liberation, the regime drifted into terrorism for a number of years before democracy was achieved in the '90s.
Shown to be increasingly corrupt and incompetent. Under the party's rule education, the health system, national infrastructure, the economy, the police, employment, etc have all gone down the toilet. It is well-known that the party is run in the shadows by the rich Gupta family. President Jacob Zuma, the party's current leader, has faced multiple charges of corruption, rape, racketeering, etc.
Founded on principles of equality and liberation, the regime drifted into terrorism for a number of years before democracy was achieved in the '90s.
Shown to be increasingly corrupt and incompetent. Under the party's rule education, the health system, national infrastructure, the economy, the police, employment, etc have all gone down the toilet. It is well-known that the party is run in the shadows by the rich Gupta family. President Jacob Zuma, the party's current leader, has faced multiple charges of corruption, rape, racketeering, etc.
The ANC are experts at self-enrichment at the expense of the people.
I don't think there's a single moral fibre within the ANC.
ANC = African National Circus, African National Clowns, cANCer
I don't think there's a single moral fibre within the ANC.
ANC = African National Circus, African National Clowns, cANCer
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Currently ANC stands for "Accumulation, Nepotism and Corruption" and it represents the 'legitimate' government fraud scheme in South Africa.
ANC originally stood for "African National Congress" which was once upon a time a political party in the Republic of South Africa. Although they are still the ruling party, they have morphed into a mafia-like criminal syndicate.
ANC originally stood for "African National Congress" which was once upon a time a political party in the Republic of South Africa. Although they are still the ruling party, they have morphed into a mafia-like criminal syndicate.
"Check out my Merc, Jeff." "Wow Jack, it's beautiful, how could you afford it?"
"My Daddy got me a job at the ANC." Jeff: "Cool man! Maybe he can organize something for me."
"For sure Jeff, he's super friendly and helpful. He's got many business opportunities from the government.
You don't need any qualifications. You can charge the government whatever you want! U know what I mean, we're talking megaBucks to be accumulated! Viva ANC !"
"Hey Pete, you're still a poor middle class bloke, you need to join the ANC and get LIT, like I did, you looser. :) :)"
"Hello Lina, what are you doing today?" Lina: "I'm going to do some ANC'ing, it's the most profitable pastime."
“Wow Petra, your company has grown so large!” “Yes Cindy, I partnered with the ANC.” Cindy: “Oh I see, ANC’ing is the NEW formula for success.”
Petra: “Yes Cindy, Well actually, ANC’ing started even before the “Sarafina II” incident in 1995. The R14.3 million musical sequel never hit the stage. The dosh disappeared & Nkosazana Zuma was protected & forgiven by Nelson Mandela. So it’s cool, it's A-Okay, & there will be NO CONSEQUENCES.” **
Cindy: “Wow, cool! Nothing immoral about that, skimming off some taxpayers money. Will you show me how to go about ANC’ing?”
Petra: “For sure Cindy, welcome to the family, we always look after each other…and especially, each others’ backs. :) :) :)"
** Reference: ' businesslive.co.za... ...rot-began-with-sarafina '
"My Daddy got me a job at the ANC." Jeff: "Cool man! Maybe he can organize something for me."
"For sure Jeff, he's super friendly and helpful. He's got many business opportunities from the government.
You don't need any qualifications. You can charge the government whatever you want! U know what I mean, we're talking megaBucks to be accumulated! Viva ANC !"
"Hey Pete, you're still a poor middle class bloke, you need to join the ANC and get LIT, like I did, you looser. :) :)"
"Hello Lina, what are you doing today?" Lina: "I'm going to do some ANC'ing, it's the most profitable pastime."
“Wow Petra, your company has grown so large!” “Yes Cindy, I partnered with the ANC.” Cindy: “Oh I see, ANC’ing is the NEW formula for success.”
Petra: “Yes Cindy, Well actually, ANC’ing started even before the “Sarafina II” incident in 1995. The R14.3 million musical sequel never hit the stage. The dosh disappeared & Nkosazana Zuma was protected & forgiven by Nelson Mandela. So it’s cool, it's A-Okay, & there will be NO CONSEQUENCES.” **
Cindy: “Wow, cool! Nothing immoral about that, skimming off some taxpayers money. Will you show me how to go about ANC’ing?”
Petra: “For sure Cindy, welcome to the family, we always look after each other…and especially, each others’ backs. :) :) :)"
** Reference: ' businesslive.co.za... ...rot-began-with-sarafina '
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A person who thinks she’s cool but actually spends 99% of her life trying to do tiktoks that no one cares about.
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African national Congress, a terrorist organisation working in coalition with Fidel Castro, and headed by nelson mandela. The aim was to end apartheid and institutionalised racism in south africa and neighbours. Unliek most terrorist organisations, they intended to kill as FEW people as possible and instead destroy government offices whilst unoccupied. Also, when thier goals were achieved they threw thier weapons into the sea and lived in peace.
The ANC were probably the only terrorist organisation of recent years that could claim to be Freedom fighters
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Absolutely No Contact (or communication): a policy of attempting to make zero contact (or communication) with a specific person or group, also ignoring any attempts at contact (or communication) from said person or group.
by leonhart1516 August 04, 2009
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