the first man to conquer the largest mountain range - alps hans veto - the mountains were names after him for his courage.

a wanna be/show off and most alpings are homosexual.

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.

A term for small breasts.

A guy with a very small penis.

From the TV edit of the Big Lebowski where the original quote is "This is what happens Larry, when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" being replaced with "This is what happens Larry, when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"

The process of snorting a line of cocaine off of two persons erect boners, up one and back down the other. This term originates in the jungles of South America, and has been seen in use in the western US