(At work)

Employee 1; Im tired of busting my butt, he tell me to do one more thing I will go off on him...

Employee 2; Oh uh... Here he comes...

Supervisor; I need you to do finish something for me... Ok...

Employee 1; YES SIR...

Employee 2; Dude you're suck a A.K.
by Yoshimaticz October 24, 2010
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Usually, a shortened version of a name. Eg. Ashton Kutcher
AK's are usually the most awesome people, that you'll get to know. Friendly, Kind and strong-willed, AK's always persevere.

AK's are really HOT.They are great boyfriends and are wonderful at the boom-boom. Contrary to popular belief, an AK was not the father of Buddha. However, an AK was the father of Rajnikanth.

Usually very understanding, the AK is the best bet for lonely, insecure girls. If you get to meet an AK, do NOT let him go. They are known to be "The Life Of The Party".

Mating calls include, "Who's your daddy?"
God: Finally, it's 2012. These pesky humans must DIE.
AK: NO! Bad boy. Go to your room.
God: But , AK....
AK: GO!!
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1. Misspelled form of the term "ahk."

see also: ahk
"I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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Avtomat Kalashnikova Obrazets 1947

A russian built rifle chambered for the 7.62x32 cart, Newer models feed a 5.45 round in order to gain a higher velocity. It accept Klinton 10 rounders and stanard 30 round magazines. The origional model is fully automatic.

Other variations are the WASR-10 (Noone knows what this means..), the SAR-1 (Semi-Automatic-Rifle), and the standard AK with removed sedlect fire.
"Omg I liek aks"
"Shut the hell up, your a noob"
by TomSplasky November 19, 2003
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a very outdated and popularized assault rifle. spoken frequently of by "rappers" who dont have a high enough IQ to load and operate a firearm. production was stopped in the mid 70's but are still available illegally, used mainly by very poor "thugs" or splinter military groups not funded by the government, used by people to poor to afford real guns.
"This is the military, put away that Ak before somebody sees and makes fun of you"
by Dack9 March 13, 2005
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