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When a normal person's dick shrinks to the size of a small person's dick due to cold weather or other factors.
"Dude it was so cold at that party. I was embarrassed to grind because I had AK dick the whole time."

"I'm sorry Jessica, I don't want to have sex now because I have AK dick, and it's embarrassing."
by LHer October 31, 2012
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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