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This word is an acronym that stands for Ass In Front. This is the male version of the FUPA or gunt. This phenomenon occurs when a male wears a pair of pants that is too tight and the bulge from his genital region protrudes farther than his waistline
Bill tried to fit into his jeans from high school. This was no easy task since he had gained more than 50 lbs since then and when he came down the stairs his AIF was prominent for all to see
by CreampieGuy July 16, 2011
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A.I.F. stands for "ass in face." Hold someone down and rub your ass in their face. Other variations include Bare-ass In Face (B.A.I.F.) and Birthday Ass In Face (B.D.A.I.F.)
TJ was being very annoying so Scott, Andrew, and Matt held him down and I gave him A.I.F. It was great.
by Turk McDuffy April 29, 2007
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When STFU just isn't enough, AIF is an internet term used to say "Axe in Face."
Me: This guy wouldn't stop harassing me even though I was telling him to leave me alone or STFU.
Cristan: What'd you do?
Me: I said to him, AIF! and logged the hell off! He knew it was a-comin'
by anc April 26, 2007
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Arranged Improvised Fight, a fight that had been arranged beforehand but made to look like it was not arranged or planned.
The guys wanted to get an AIF on that dude.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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