What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)

"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
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After Intoxication Drinkin Shits - this is pretty self explanatory
Dude I pounded a whole bottle of Jack and it gave me the A I D S
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AIDS-'Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome', caused by the retrovirus HIV. As far as we know now there is no cure, however there is a form a treatment that can help to extend the life span of a person with aids. Aids breaks down the immune system and puts you at risk of dying from a mear cold. Symtoms include: Anal bleeding, rash, and dryness, dispursing of blood orally, dried mouth and lips, violent involuntary shaking,rapid weight loss, and eventual death. Ways to avoid it are safe sex, not using heroine, protecting open wounds, and knowing your partner. AIDS is transmitted through blood, breastmilk, or semen. Not specifically anal sex, although this is common. It has killed thousands of people world wide, especially americans in the 1980's.
My boyfriend contracted AIDS from a heroine needle and every night i would have to be at his side as he would shit and cough out blood. And then i had to watch him die a painful death. Now i have it too.
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Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits (AIDS) - Intestinal discomfort caused by an excess consumption of alcohol, typically the previous night. AIDS is an uncontrollable, embarrassing, non-stop shit attack. Treatment includes drinking plenty of water and other fluids. Unlike the STD, this form of AIDS may not kill you.
Jason: I'm still hung over from Javi's birfday pachanga. How are you holding up?
Gary: Heat up, I think I got AIDS.
Jason: Damn, who'd you hook up with?
Gary: Nah, Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits. My ass is on fire!
Jason: Oh, I was about to put you on sound blast. Le ri to Wal-Mart and get some water.
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One of the most ironically named diseases ever.
I thought this AIDS disease would help me! This is false advertising!
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AIDS is when you have unprotected sex
Oi i laid my girl last night and I got fuckin aids
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An African Invention, created by a black man engaging in sex with a monkey..... I kid you not...Blacks are embarrassed by this fact so they, along with their liberal cohorts, claim aids was "created by the US government to wipe out blacks and gays". Blacks and gays have higher STD rates because of the lifestyles they are more prone to engage in, not anyone else's fault.

According to the 2000 Census, African Americans make up 12.3% of the population of the United States. However, they have accounted for 39% — more than 347,000 — of the more than 886,000 estimated AIDS cases diagnosed since the beginning of the epidemic. By the end of December 2002, more than 185,000 African Americans had died with AIDS.

For people diagnosed with AIDS since 1994, African Americans had the poorest survival rates of all racial and ethnic groups, with 55% surviving after 9 years compared to 61% of Hispanics, 64% of whites, and 69% of Asian/ Pacific Islanders.

In 2000, HIV/AIDS was among the top three causes of death for African-American men ages 25-54 and African-American women ages 35-44.2

AIDS in 2002:

African Americans accounted for about 21,000, or 50 percent, of the more than 42,000 estimated AIDS cases diagnosed among adults in the United States.
The AIDS diagnosis rate among African Americans was almost 11 times the rate among whites. African-American women had a 23 times greater diagnoses rate than white women. African- American men had almost a 9 times greater rate of AIDS diagnosis than white men.

Over 162,000 African Americans were living with AIDS in the United States. They accounted for 42% of all people in the United States living with AIDS.

The countries with the MOST cases of aids are the following-


As you may notice, they are ALL sub Saharan African countries

Q: what is aids
A: An HIV virus invented by sexually deviant black men, and is more prevalent among blacks, just like all STDS.
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