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Anti-Hookup Device. The friend one brings along to make sure they don't hook up with someone they know they don't want to, but probably would anyway.

This is the true reason for the wingman.
Hey, I need you to come with me tonight and be my AHD. John is going to be there.
by b0r3d0m August 07, 2006
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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She's the sweetest girl , she has an awesome smile can melt your heart , she's so pure and brilliant , if you have Ahd in your life then you're lucky boo
Damn guys look at Ahd and how tf she's super cute 💖
by xx_zay October 08, 2019
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1. AHD is an acronym for Awkwardly Hiding Drinks or Awkwardly Hide Drinks. It refers to the act of hiding your alcoholic beverage whilst someone is picture taking at a party. This is a typical occurrence especially among high school students and young professionals who do not want their teachers/parents/college admissions board/boss/potential boss to see the photos.

2. Can also be said as a command as in Awkwardly Hide your Drinks
1. Jenny: Why is Paul standing like that?
David: AHD.

2. Cathy (takes out camera at party): Everybody AHD!
by tittywink April 20, 2009
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A chicken can't cook its own egg
Ahd is a dumb binch because a chicken can't cook its own egg.
by Rattyjr October 17, 2019
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