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John yells: Hey Pete, can you print this document for me?!
Pete yells back: Sorry, I'm AFP!
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by Vaniljeansigt October 26, 2017
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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An acronym used by many as a substitute for the phrase "away from phone."
Person A text messages Person B.

Person A: "Hey, can I call you about something?"

Person B: "No, sorry, I'm gonna be AFP for a while. I'll call you once I'm back."
by Boogiepop November 25, 2005
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An acronym for Anything for pussy. A hall pass or rain check for bro before hoes and the brocode.
Lad 1: Bro why weren't you at guys night last night?
Lad 2: AFP bro the misses wanted to watch movies and Fuck last night.
by BCBL December 06, 2016
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- Away From Phone. Often the direct cause of phone tag.
by awdawdssss December 28, 2010
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