36 grown men wrestling in the mud whilst wearing short shorts. There are 73 balls in play.

They are cheered on by drunken homosexuals and perverted old women.
"AFL is the male version of hot oil wrestling."
by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005
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After getting bitched out by a client. I walk away and chalk it up to AFLE
by LaGen December 2, 2018
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The only people who don't like AFL is asshole Sydney people and Queensland and the only thing good about Queensland is Sufers Paridise.
Afl games can get up towards 100,000 people yet a Rugby League game, if there lucky get 10,000.
Afl is an Australian sport and if you don't like it, you're un-australian.
Fuck you Sydney, Melbounre rocks!!!!
Sydney person: Rugby is so much better than Afl.

Melbounre Person: Rugby can suck my balls you asshole. Afl Rocks.

by Brett Mclovin February 9, 2008
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i am from america, and i love this sport. the fremantle dockers are the best too. i love it. better than gridiron.
afl is wicked
by Matt Posaner November 17, 2003
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Is an Australian game, the best in the world.
do u wanna play some afl
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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Game which is infinitely more entertaining than other football codes. Any americans reading this should note that the players do not require crap helmets and shoulderpads, as these are REAL men. Carn the Mighty Blues.
Moite, the Blues flogged the Kangas. 'Least they got ridda Carey eh? Get us a beer moite.
by SheBluey May 28, 2003
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