Australian Football League. A game that needs more talent than rugby bumsniffing. Played all over Australia though especially in the southern states. You need to be very fit to play afl. One of the parts of Gaelic.
Example 1

Person 1- woah there's an AFL team, I better not piss em off, they'll bash me

Example 2

Person 1- I'm gonna play in the local AFL team

Person 2- you can't do that you're totally unfit!
by Mizzleberries March 30, 2014
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You may go on and call it a great game and simply it is. AFL is such an australian game, I am not much of a player but one die-hard spectator. I am a Carlton supporter and for any americans out there interested in the game i advice a look at the official web site www.afl.com.au, which is packed full of information. The game involves 18 players on each side aiming to simply kick a goal through poles 4-5 metres apart. The game involves the 'kick' of a ball or a 'hand ball' it is very difficult to explain without the watching of the sport. Some of the greats of AFL include 'jack dier', 'ted whitton', 'kevin bartlett', 'dick reynolds' but simply there are way to many to menton. please check out the site www.afl.com.au.
afl is so skilful, i love it
by bEATLe_PauL June 06, 2005
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The best fucking sport in the world that only Australians play
COLLINGWOOD IS THE BEST
AFL is for mad lads
by TINYGEORGE#THEBEST May 07, 2019
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Away From Life: Afl

Being absent from your surroundings or in a dreamy phase.
Guy: "I was talking to her on the net and she just wasn't responding! She was so AFL".

Other Guy: "Well that sucks, man".
by Teh Own3r July 20, 2009
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NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL LEAGUE.

Asphyxiation from Laughter.

Asphyxia or asphyxiation (from Greek α- ”without” and σφύξις sphyxis, “heartbeat”) is a condition of severely deficient supply of oxygen to the body that arises from being unable to breathe normally.
You: OMG LOLOLOL DYING OF LAUGHTER
Me: OMG AFL AFL AFL…
by solarpoweredpiano March 30, 2011
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An Australian sport
Which is very bad and should not exist
Person 1: 'I love to play AFL!
Person 2: 'I hope you die'
by NatalieSucks March 16, 2018
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