One of the major cash cows of Australian society. The AFL is a sport famous for misogyny and homo-erotica. Widely ridiculed for its dorky four pole goal and egg shaped ball. Adverts for the AFL on TV are highly sensationalized to inspire excitement among the population. The actual game is however slow and predictable.

A sport for pussies, and fags. and for people who cry when they get a bump

An Australian sport for pussys. For 3 hours one player kicks the ball to another player, going backwards and fowards. The aim of the sport is to try kick the ball between 2 large posts, but don't worry if you miss cause you get a consolation point for being a fag. GAY-FL : WORST SPORT IN EXISTANCE! Follow a real mans sport, like NRL.

Afl is a game predominately (and basically only) participated and followed in Victoria. A meaningless game, requiring no skill, ( Crumbing!! What a joke!), it relies on brain dead fans who feel like they need to follow a club, to be part of something. It is a game with no structure to its play, where men basically scramble around in a mess for a ball, and all the highlights are kicks. Yay! (Maybe they should show more of their crumbing!) Afl is such a joke that in the past ONE HUNDRED years they have failed to expand to one other country, like New Zealand, or even to Queensland! Instead they boast about their crowds and through their insecurities of the game, attempt to promote it where ever they can. However, Afl have achieved one thing in the past one hundred years: to create a game even more pointless, AflX, what a joke, Afl on a square field, all you have to do is to boot the ball down one end of the field, which is part of the dream they will expand into Asia, Ha! An even bigger joke is the proudness and honour surrounding the All- Aussie team, a team that cannot play anyone!! Afl fans like to imagine Afl like Australia's home game, like NFL is to the U.S , but it is a joke, tarnishing our countries image, making us as individuals appear brain dead( NFL has structure and plays to their game)Afl fans should follow another, more skilful, better quality game.

A ball game with a bunch of contact that is mostly kicking goals and it’s also known as Footy. Only Aussies would know
#go North Melbourne

The national league of Australian Rules football.
Best sport in the entire world. Played in Australia, its real sport for real sport fans.
Never been to a game? You suck man.
Footy is awesome, check it out sometime.

There are 16 teams coming from Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia, New South Wales and Queensland.
They are;
Adelaide Crows and Port Power (South Australia)
Carlton Blues, Collingwood Magpies, Essendon Bombers, Hawthorn Hawks, North Melbourne Kangaroos, Melbourne Demons, Richmond Tigers, Western Bulldogs (Victoria)
West Coast Eagles and Fremantle Dockers (Western Australia)
Syndney Swans (New South Wales)
Brisbane Lions (Queensland)

Crows are the best of all the teams. :)

Stands for: Australian Football League.

Invented in the late 1800’s and is currently the most popular ball sport in the country.

AFL is predominantly played in Victoria, Tasmania, NT, Western and South Australia while the other two states lick the under-side of their grandad’s ball sacks watching evolution pass them by.

New South Welshman and Queenslanders have a hard time understanding the sport due to their massive inbred gene pool and large brain injuries from playing a sport they are so fond of called ‘Rugby’ (from what I gather, you grab the ball and run as hard as you can at other men instead of around them? Cheers. You are all meatheads).