Afghans.

Or a 14-18 year old Afghan boy's interpretation of what it means to be an Afghan. Usually dress in clothes which wouldn't fit their fathers; spike their hair up like John Gotti's grandchildren, love to attend all ages club events (even the overage ones), proclaim themselves to be gangsters or "Gs" (when in actual fact they usually live in the suburbs) and carry an Afghan flag wherever they go.

AFG surpasses the level of anything else you may have heard of or seen. Chuck Norris cowers at the sight of this individual. AFG's actions are characterized as being "alldayeveryday". Awesome feats such as winning a connect four game in 3 turns are one of many examples of what AFG does. In short, AFG is super strong, super cool, and super everything else.

Away from Game

Natives of the homeland Afghanistan. Many proclaim to be "hot shit", though to their surprise, most see them to be complete losers. Furthermore, the men are absolute homo dressing perverts, whereas the girls are overly cocky, slutty home wreckers. Their 60% high school drop out rate is quite justifiable as they are too busy thinking about themselves and how amazing "AFGS" are. AFG men enjoy borrowing clothing from their mothers and sisters, which is so tight that you can see their ass crack (not a pretty site). After borrowing clothing from their mothers and sisters, they hang out in large groups with their old, ugly cars from their fathers mechanic shops and like to try and pick up girls, even though girls think they're absolute fucking homos.

It is quite clear that very few are successful, as most work as untrained mechanics, pizza makers and cashiers in convenient store. The elite go on to become local singers, singing at local weddings while their fellow "AFG's dance like absolute retards.

Means "As Fuck Gay"
You tell that to extreme gay people.

An Acronym meaning Absolute Fucking Garbage, first used when describing a movie released by Disney called MVP, or Most Valuable Primate. In proper context, AFG can be used to describe extreme dissatisfaction recieved from a product or service, or a lose/lose situation.

short for authentic frontier gibberish, as spoken by Gabby Hayes in the movie "Blazing Saddles".

Currently used by members of the Tea Party in decrying the state of affairs in our nation. Characterized by longing for a return to the gold standard, anglo-saxon cultural supremacy, and the return of Johnny Carson to late-night television.