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An ACBJ , also known as an Alarm Clock Blowjob, is the best morning wake up. Instead of being woken up by your alarm clock, your naughty mrs sets hers 5 mins earlier just to suck you off! If performed correctly she wouldn't wake you up until the cock is in her mouth!
by Tenners lads August 16, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018