Autobuyer - An idiot with no life that feels the need to download a program on their computer to buy the best items from Neopets shops. They sit on their lazy ass watching some queer show while they ruin the game for the legit players. They are the reason many people quit because the only way to make any significant amount of NP on the site is to restock. In my opinion, they all deserve to rot in hell because they completely destroyed a good game. Without ABers Neopets would be awesome. The dumbasses need to go get a life and stop cheating on a freaking virtual pet game. GIVE ME A FRIGGIN BREAK. They are all worthless cheaters.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

An Aber can be quiet on the outside. An Aber can be a great friend, fun to talk to, and sometimes.. a complete idiot. An Aber can be pretty and smart and can have all good qualities, but can act equally dumb and mean. An Aber is as small as an ant and can have brains smaller than atoms.