'Hey do you wanna go round to Abe's house and hang out?'

'Let's write a song about Abe'

Atheist: Abe doesn't exist.
Abe: Yes I do.
Atheist: Oh. Oh... Wow...

Devout follower: WWAD? What Would Abe Do?

Customer - "I'm looking to buy a bottle of your nougaretto"
Salesman - "Careful, that's an aphrodisiac" *winks*
Customer - "It's actually for my mum"
Salesman - "Well I'm sure she'll have a great time"
Customer - *goes red* "well this is awkward!"
Salesman - "i'll wrap it in some fishnet stockings for you"
Customer - "oh god"
Customer's girlfriend - *laughing* "this is so frikin ABE!"

Boyfriend and girlfriend painting a wall

Boyfriend - "it's funny how our painting styles reflect our personalities"
Girlfriend - "how so?"
Boyfriend - "well you like to make small and accurate strokes, you're a perfectionist"
Girlfriend - "ok, so what about you?"
Boyfriend - "I like to just lather it on thick, and wait for you to clean it up"
Girlfriend - "oh my, how ABE!" *puts palm to head like a damsel in distress*
*laughter*
*porno ensues....*

Abe is the best darn floor-waxer in RuptureFarms also just happens to be the millennial Hero selected by fate to rescue his fellow Mudokons from slavery

"Wheres Abe at?"

Translation: Where can I find $5 worth of weed to purchase.

example: thank god abe was there last night i hate being the center of attention

OMG did you see that chick?? She is totally an Abe!