When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.
Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.
by Roman Atwood April 25, 2018
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Sense all you fake people pussied out of grab dick day take a step back and touch someone’s abs on april15
Touch abs day
by Pussylick4405 April 12, 2019
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That man has tractor abs because they don’t look like regular abs. They’re more abstract.
by Deepration September 24, 2021
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When they're just not stealth abs anymore.
There's nothing underneath.
Paige: You fat fuck.
Charlie: They're stealth abs
Paige: No... They're whale abs.
by alpaigeca February 10, 2011
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When someone is SO STRONG that they have one big ab, instead of defined abs
John Cena has a uni-ab. Look it up
by puepluvr69 August 21, 2015
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