When Karen kicked him, he was fortunate that she hit his Abd and not his testicles!

John: That girl Emma broke up with my ass, she was a prostitute too.

Jeff: ABD!!

ABD: "When talk of The Big Bang theory, brings you to your knees"....

"Hey, that girl in that car accident back there is Abd!"

i feel like i’m abd and i’m not sleeping at night

When someone you hate says, "OMG I have ADHD" for attention. You reply with, "Oh no you have ABD"

Or you can talk about someone you don't like by saying they have ABD