Adam Bot 3000, Personal Fuzzy-Feeling Generator. Only one model was produced in the year 1987 because, consequently, the components that contributed to his creation are a great rarity. He is a one-of-a-kind device, capable of (but not limited to) the following operations: Contagious smiling, warmth generation, computer repair, general handiness, intangible amounts of patience, regular intervals of complimenting, advanced musical output, homework aide, Dance Dance Revolution compatibility, and overall 1337ness.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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