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A not so common term, in common terms meaning "attention attracting disorder".
This derives from the ancient meaning of ADD, which stands for "attention deficit disorder".
The parables are easily noticed.

There are older overused synonyms for AAD such as "attention whore" or "drama queen".
-"I am bored/ I met a celebrity/ I got a new haircut".
-"You have AAD".
by Franke5 July 11, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Asian Attention Disorder.All asians have this disease when you are heavily focused on a topic and you stray away from it in less than a few seconds.there is no medication for this disease
Asian student-"I have to finish my essays"*hair strand falls out*
Student-"NEAT"

*plays with strand for a few minutes
Teacher-"Pass up your papers"
Student-"FUCK!!!I SUFFER FROM AAD"
by xxasianninjaxx November 15, 2010
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Attitude given from one person to another after a disease transmission.

"He/she got me sick, and now he/she wants to be an asshole to me?"

"What kind of AAD is this?"

"Attitude after disease is too real... he better get over this AAD!"
by WayOnRay February 21, 2019
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Acquired Asshole Deficiency Syndrome.
A tragic condition in which radiation damage causes the taint to fuse to the other side of the asshole, resulting in a plug sufficient to partially or completely prevent defecation.

Warning signs: prior to the development of full blown AADS, one may notice tingling agarose.

Known risk factors: microwave exposure. Exposure to American Dad.

Treatment: can sometimes be treated with a diet that produces wet diarrhea. May also be corrected by painful surgery.

Antonym- fistula.
Kim Jong Il has the worst case of AADS known to man!
by Magic69Pie July 06, 2011
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Awkward And Devastated. That’s just a flaw of our generation. God, what a disillusion.
-How you feeling today?
-idk man pretty AAD tbh..
by Pansyisinsane January 11, 2021
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this bitch can fight and don't play with her heart or she will not be friendly but she is very friendly

she is a boss bitch
i can't believe a'ad is short for za'adi
by queen shishi July 13, 2020
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